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Fathers Advice

Santa gave the following advice to his son Manjit who was about to be married.

"Son, if you want things from your in-laws, be sure to pitch your demand high. If you want a cycle, ask for a scooter; if you want a motorcycle, ask for a car. Always ask for something higher than you need."

Manjit who wanted no dowry, imbibed the lesson. When his father-in-law asked what he wanted, young Manjit replied, "Give me the girls mother".

Courtesy : Telelife


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