* Kindergarten teacher: To get to the other side.
* Aristotle: It is the nature of chicken to cross roads.
* Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
* Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was!
* Hamlet: No. No. No... "To cross or not to cross is the question."
* Bill Clinton: I did not have an improper relationship with that chicken.
* Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road.
* Bill Gates: I have just released the new chicked office 2000, which will
not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and
balance your checkbook.
* A Literature Student: Well... The answer to that question depends on what
point in time the question was asked, the form of the question whether it is
rhetoricak or not), the gender of the person asking the question and which
school of critical thought one is to apply to it.
* Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Rather it is "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked
in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* Robert De Niro: You talk.
* Bush: I have to ask my daddy.